What changed last year:
1. I started college. It was an enormous blur of schoolwork, chemicals, textbooks, late nights, early mornings, alcohol, parties, clubbing, protesting, and objectification of people.
That's pretty much it.
Oh, and I got another tattoo.
What changed this year:
1. I'm continuing college. It's not a blur anymore because everything else is the same except for alcohol, parties, clubbing, and objectification of people.
2. I'm no longer behind buildings and in alleyways giving blowjobs to ambiguous straight men with misdemeanor pasts. Instead, I'm doing that to intellectual organic chemistry graduate students who are teaching assistants for classes my friends are in.
I wasn't being seriously about #2.